Facebook Marketplace has got me in a chokehold

I am truly at a fork in the road where one way leads to single-handedly defeating the corporate overlord, Mark Zuckerberg, or buying a vintage pottery barn bookcase for $30. I have never been so conflicted. No other alternative compares to the epic highs of a good Facebook marketplace pickup. Anyone ever heard of a non-creepy Craigslist pickup? I'll answer that for you, NOPE!

I hate to be a hyprocrite but this might be my one exception, I also find the reels to be so stupid that it isn't nearly as addicting as Instagram. Also it will be a healthy outlet to let out my rage on Karen's charging full price for used musty furniture. Let me have this one thing!

Like truly where else can you find internet gold like this? Are u joking